So This Is Where Doodles Resides

janauticalnonsense:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t have a fat kid. But guess what? I have 7. And I can tell you right now that a fat kid would never just walk into a waterfall of chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say he did actually walk into it.

That kid still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that German fat kid was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

(Source: doctorswithoutboners, via lambda-chops)