March 2012
meatmodel:
hannahalbus:
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
i went to reblog this and then i was like
no, I don’t actually do this
I get my essays done early and do a great job on them.
then why did you reblog it
sylvester-calzone:
finally told my parents they’re gay
existentiialist:
idk in my head i think i’m really funny
1-800-get-fisted:
what virgin do I have to sacrifice to get an A in this class
spacegroceries:
why did i divide sin by tan?
just cos
howweknewit:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
doomf:
I am a butt doctor show me your butts
faggoat:
those people who want to debate abortion for a fun conversation
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
3 tags
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mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
February 2012
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
My favorite activities include charity work and party rocking
dictionary definition of blog: a shared on-line journal where people can post diary entries about their personal experiences and hobbies
me: **posts about personal experiences and hobbies**
me: **loses followers**
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
commanderinqueef:
remember “i spy with my little eye”
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
glassmoth:
If you want to ruin your self esteem try on bathing suits
3 tags
commanderinqueef:
if u were a booger i’d pick u and flick u far as fuck