January 2012
princessofweird:
I got a burger king crown.
Therefore I am the Burger King Queen
December 2011
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Jim: I can't wait to hurt you
Me: wha
Jim: What the fuck did i just type
Jim: HUG**
Me: omg
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BucketDoodles is gonna be out for a while. See you all next year. Have a good new year! =u=
“None of the pictures on my blog are mine unless stated otherwise, all rights go to the rightful owners.”
Dear quality blogs who follow me,
tvxqism:
I’m sorry.
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nuggits2:
i just yelled very nicely “merry christmas!!!” out my window at these 3 black guys walking by my house and they yelled back “fuck u nigga”
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I watched up to 2:08 in this which explains the whole ANIME LILO AND STICH thing I still don’t like it but it makes more sense
carmexqueen:
people who think tumblr is a place free of judgement and full of love
groans:
heyitsemmy:
chemistrybook:
It’s called christmas eve, not christmas and steve. Reblog this to keep christmas straight.
fuck every single ignorant mother fucker who has reblogged this and meant it. fuck you all. seriously
i love everything in the world
does tumblr not understand that this is a play off the original saying and actually not offensive you know what nevermind
nativityscenegirl:
santa’s reindeer were all actually connected mouth to anus. the reindeer centipede.
nativityscenegirl:
raychellcroft:
nativityscenegirl:
i think i just heard you say “thats so gay”
there are some other things you could say
retarded
jewy
abortiontastic
raven
This is the most stupidest thing ive ever heard.
(Except the last one)
The “Retarded one is singling out the handicaps and the same for the jews.
tumblr user raychellcroft does not understand the joke
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I should really make a chart on my hair and how it’s changed over 2 years…
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
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ovnicambrioleur replied to your post: ovnicambrioleur replied to your post:…
A+ PROJECT RIGHT THAR. And you’d be getting community service hours WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH HAVING A HOUSE FULL OF NIPPLE STEALERS THIS PLAN IS FLAWLESS THIS IS TRULY THE GREATEST IDEA EVER AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME. I will get all of the good grades and hours and maybe pass college with JUST...