So This Is Where Doodles Resides

bikinimybottom:

last year we read romeo and juliet and the teacher said that romeo and his friends were equivalent to a gang and the girl behind me whispered ‘ima pop a capulet in yo ass’ 

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foodchewer:

i didn’t choose the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) life 
the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) life chose me

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

i have never talked to this guy in my entire life and this is how he chooses to introduce himself

IM SCREAMINGSD HKPELP

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sschol:

clopping

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sirlightbulb:

Windows XP? More like Windows XD! Lol Windows ur so random x3

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you cut your pizza into really small pizzas you can use it as a topping for a different pizza

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yggdrasilly:

bandannarama:

slumcow:

randomonedirectionfacts:

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

DONT CHA WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME

DONT CHA

That is the ugliest couch I’ve ever seen

The couch? I’d like to talk about how hideous that floor is!

Nice abs.

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charliebradburyfanwarrior:

hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

which greek god loved animals the most 

zoos

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